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Happy B-Day Old Man

Journal Entry: Wed Mar 31, 2010, 8:21 AM




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I told him I would embarrass him as much as I could on the internet today.  So I'd like to wish one of my oldest buddies and punching bag a wonderful 22nd birthday.  Once I'm done sewing my finger together with plushies, I shall shower you in all sorts of retarded gifts.  And ~TheSammers, you aren't allowed to make your brother's life hell for one day.  X3 Come midnight he is free game again.

So happy birthday you incredibly old fart. Everytime I think I'm old on my bday, I just keep remembering that in two weeks, you'll be even older.









...And no, I'm not sending you a hooker/stripper/women as a gift. It hasn't worked the last 5 years you begged and it won't work now 83 :heart:

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  • Mood: Eager
  • Listening to: Preston and Steve
  • Reading: Dragon Champion - E.E Knight
  • Watching: Dead Like Me
  • Playing: Pokemon SoulSilver stfu
  • Eating: None
  • Drinking: Pepsi
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:iconprailline:
D: Are you sure you should be talking to that weirdo pedophile on the intarweb? Didn't he start luring you in when you were 15??
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:icontahkibk:
And I've remained strong for 5 years! >8D

....Sometimes I question why I still talk to him. All his failings make me feel better?
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:iconprailline:
You sound like you went to AA.

"Hi my name is Erika, and I've been sober for five years... Last night I thought about going into the pedo-den, but then I remembered the support you've all given me..."

That sounds like a logical reason. His failures, raise your ego! Yaaaay.
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:icon2342:
What if the hooker/stripper was male? Then would you do it?
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:icontaxtm:
!Taxtm Mar 31, 2010   Digital Artist
Oh boy! Humiliation from birthday embarrassment?!?!? 8D Allow me to help with that! -goes to copy and paste journal to spread the word-
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!Taxtm Mar 31, 2010   Digital Artist
hmm... actually, nah, that's not gonna work. I can't copy and paste all that, since it doesn't seem right. :/ Oh well, I guess I'm making a NEW journal then!
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