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Happy B-Day Old Man

Journal Entry: Wed Mar 31, 2010, 8:21 AM

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I told him I would embarrass him as much as I could on the internet today.  So I'd like to wish one of my oldest buddies and punching bag a wonderful 22nd birthday.  Once I'm done sewing my finger together with plushies, I shall shower you in all sorts of retarded gifts.  And TheSammers, you aren't allowed to make your brother's life hell for one day.  X3 Come midnight he is free game again.

So happy birthday you incredibly old fart. Everytime I think I'm old on my bday, I just keep remembering that in two weeks, you'll be even older.

...And no, I'm not sending you a hooker/stripper/women as a gift. It hasn't worked the last 5 years you begged and it won't work now 83 :heart:

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  • Mood: Eager
  • Listening to: Preston and Steve
  • Reading: Dragon Champion - E.E Knight
  • Watching: Dead Like Me
  • Playing: Pokemon SoulSilver stfu
  • Eating: None
  • Drinking: Pepsi
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Prailline Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2010
D: Are you sure you should be talking to that weirdo pedophile on the intarweb? Didn't he start luring you in when you were 15??
TahkiBK Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2010
And I've remained strong for 5 years! >8D

....Sometimes I question why I still talk to him. All his failings make me feel better?
Prailline Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2010
You sound like you went to AA.

"Hi my name is Erika, and I've been sober for five years... Last night I thought about going into the pedo-den, but then I remembered the support you've all given me..."

That sounds like a logical reason. His failures, raise your ego! Yaaaay.
2342 Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2010
What if the hooker/stripper was male? Then would you do it?
Taxtm Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2010   Digital Artist
Oh boy! Humiliation from birthday embarrassment?!?!? 8D Allow me to help with that! -goes to copy and paste journal to spread the word-
Taxtm Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2010   Digital Artist
hmm... actually, nah, that's not gonna work. I can't copy and paste all that, since it doesn't seem right. :/ Oh well, I guess I'm making a NEW journal then!
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March 31, 2010